<p>We all know how the dinosaurs were apparently wiped out. A meteorite hit the Earth and -kablam- no more Mrs. Rex.</p><p>In Mechanosaur Hijacks the Moon you will travel back in time and prevent that tragic event from happening.</p><p>Note that you don't play a human looking for a future in which you have to run away from velociraptors on the way to the supermarket.</p><p>No, you play a robotic dinosaur with immense power, enough to (as the title says) hijack the moon and speed up and slow down its orbit.</p><p>You speed the moon up in the game by simple holding your finger on the screen. By doing this, you can position the moon so that it directs the meteorites away from the Earth.</p><p>It's hardly the first game that plays like this, but hey, it does have a robot dinosaur in it. And it has a "tongue-in-cheek random insults generator" that jabs you upon obtaining a low score.</p>For when we rage, advice is often seenThe Two Bags
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3rbgamer.comThe Doe and the Lion<p>Everyone's had at least one stinker of a boss in their time on this hellscape planet. It's a sore issue for many, and I'm sure we can agree that it's hard to drop the long-term bitterness we feel from being belittled by a supervisor on a power trip, inundated with endless requests from work, or irritated by an awful co-worker.</p><p>Now, however, we can finally get all of that out of our systems thanks to a collaboration between Thunderful Publishing and Studio Fizbin. 'Say No! More' is an intriguing title which lets the player vent a bit and finally tell that annoying colleague/boss "no" in the most satisfying way possible.</p>
Came for additions; yet their purposed trim<p>Here's blast from the past: the roguelike RPG Crowntakers is now available on iPhone for the first time.</p><p>Combining turn-based strategy/roguelike with RPG elements, Crowntakers is a randomly generated adventure in which you have to use your brains much more often than your brawn. Elected by the king himself, it's up to you to free him from the clutches of the evil Duke.</p><p>It won't be a walk in the park though. Thanks to all of the devious villains, monstrous creatures, thieves, and barbarians waiting for you, you and your gang of mercenaries will have to keep a bit of an eye out.</p><p>Grab the game for £2.99/$3.99 on the App Store now. Though, if you already own Crowntakers on the iPad it's a free download for your iPhone, hurrah!</p>I might as yet have been a spreading flower,
Updated on August 30th at 9:06: Edmund McMillen of Team Meat has released a basic FAQ for Super Meat Boy Forever, confirming more details.It will release for phones, tablets, and PC sometime in 2015.There will be a full story, six chapters, and double the bosses of Super Meat Boy.Forever isn't an endless runner, but it will have an endless mode with online high scores and daily runs.A dark world with dark warp zones, bosses, and new playable indie game characters exists.Forever features "a vast randomly generated level structure that ensures a totally new play experience with each death."Forever is two months into development, will not use abusive monetisation, and is not a one button game.<p>McMillen also released new screenshots of Super Meat Boy Forever that you can view in the Screenshots tab above.</p><p>Original story follows...Team Meat revealed one of their newest games on the PAX Prime 2014 show floor today, an endless runner called Super Meat Boy Forever.</p><p>The release date has been left at an ambiguous "when it's done," and launch platforms remain unspecified beyond PC and "tablets."</p><p>As its name suggests, Super Meat Boy Forever is an autorunner based on Team Meat's notoriously challenging Super Meat Boy from 2010.</p><p>The game was hinted at back in August with an ambiguous live action video called A Voyeur for September, which is an anagram for Super Meat Boy Forever.</p><p>Last month, Edmund McMillen of Team Meat wrote on his blog that Mew-Genics would be put on hold while he and Tommy Refenes, also of Team Meat, worked on "another project."</p><p>Unless the two have a fourth game in the works, it'd be safe to assume that Super Meat Boy Forever is that project. Team Meat is also working on The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth.</p><p>You can see a short Vine video of Super Meat Boy Forever below. Video and photo both courtesy Joystiq.</p>Joystiq
A HORSE, Ox, and Dog, driven to great straits by the cold, sought shelter and protection from Man. He received them kindly, lighted a fire, and warmed them. He let the Horse make free with his oats, gave the Ox an abundance of hay, and fed the Dog with meat from his own table. Grateful for these favors, the animals determined to repay him to the best of their ability. For this purpose, they divided the term of his life between them, and each endowed one portion of it with the qualities which chiefly characterized himself. The Horse chose his earliest years and gave them his own attributes: hence every man is in his youth impetuous, headstrong, and obstinate in maintaining his own opinion. The Ox took under his patronage the next term of life, and therefore man in his middle age is fond of work, devoted to labor, and resolute to amass wealth and to husband his resources. The end of life was reserved for the Dog, wherefore the old man is often snappish, irritable, hard to please, and selfish, tolerant only of his own household, but averse to strangers and to all who do not administer to his comfort or to his necessities.<p>A CROW perishing with thirst saw a pitcher, and hoping to find water, flew to it with delight. When he reached it, he discovered to his grief that it contained so little water that he could not possibly get at it. He tried everything he could think of to reach the water, but all his efforts were in vain. At last he collected as many stones as he could carry and dropped them one by one with his beak into the pitcher, until he brought the water within his reach and thus saved his life.
Captain Jim's tea proved to be nectar. He was pleased as a child with Anne's compliments, but he affected a fine indifference.
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